Monday, April 03, 2006

EMOA







WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: SEVEN
Leaving Sweden is harder than you'd think. Cheers to Jimmer for this week's art.

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There's me with the world's oldest ski, and there's you as well. There's us getting Kung's for the bus outside the OK Hotell. With two 'L's and two angels. There's you falling off a skidoo on a river made of ice. There's us in a drunken fuss proving boy's do cry. The song was wrong, at the sing-along.

Wide open in Umea, bits of us will always be here. I used to be afraid of flying but now it's leaving and arriving, because nobody will believe some of the things we've seen in Emoa.

Wolfpack of One: tilbakka alioppa, I came to rock the party and I just won't stop until I'm in Umea airport with a group of friends, sharing one last drink before the holiday ends. Then we'll tear through the terminal trying to find the plane, feeling like our DNA's been irretrievably changed. An emotionally fragile super hero team. Four people thrown together by the things that they've seen. Now we're standing in Arrivals like crash surviviors, carrying our baggage on autopilot, trying to decipher what we're meant to do next: we'll call, we'll write, e-mail and text. And then we'll lecture everybody all about the trip, and they'll stare at us like we're evangelists. The dude outside the tube you try and ignore who can't quite escape all the things that he saw.

Because nobody will believe, some of the things we've seen in Emoa.

Big shout out to Scout Klas and the Prince of Sweden, DJ Klitoris and the Vegan Revolution. This is how we do it fourteen degrees below.

THE TROUBLE WITH LOVERS







WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: SIX
Trouble is neither my middle name nor my business.

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Dinner's in the dog again, the bed is always closed. With no imagination left, we're sleeping in our clothes. We kiss like missing persons and never close our eyes, we make our love like robots. Like robots in disguise.

The trouble with lovers, sisters and brothers is learning to trust when the feeling is gone. It's hard to imagine the extent of the damage when you can't trust each other, you just hold on.

We move in small circles and we do the defeat. We dance like bad accountants, making up the numbers as we shuffle to our seats. You treat me like a bruise or the shit upon your shoes and what's more, you cheat on me like a Scrabble board when there's no one keeping score.

The trouble with lovers, sisters and brothers is learning to trust when the feeling is gone. It's hard to imagine the extent of the damage when you can't trust each other, you just hold on.


HOORAY FOR HAROLD LLOYD







WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: FIVE
Safety first Wolf-fans.

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She's got me swinging from a scaffold. She's got me looking out for anvils; dodging grand pianos, saying hooray for Harld Lloyd. She's got me swinging from a clock face, wing-walking on a bi-plane, running from a cop chase. Hey! Hooray for Harold Lloyd.

Hooray for Harold Lloyd, he's hanging on for dear life in black and white. Hooray for Harold Lloyd he tried to speak to you but he didn't make a noise. Hooray for Harold Lloyd.

She's got me suffereing in silence, laughing at my little accidents, and now I'm doing all my own stunts, hooray for Harold Lloyd.

We never really had a bad scene but I've been overlooked by the Academy, and she will not remember me. Hooray for Harold Lloyd.

Hooray for Harold Lloyd, he's hanging on for dear life in black and white. Hooray for Harold Lloyd he tried to speak to you but he didn't make a noise. Hooray for Harold Lloyd.

TOMORROW'S WORLD







WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: FOUR
The future's bright, the future sounds a bit like a Commodore 64.

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In tomorrow's world we'll have mobile walkways, to take us to work each brilliant morning. We'll have better jobs and we'll get on with people, we'll be super commuters and treat robots as equals.

And when we set sail on the monorail back home, we won't be alone. We won't be alone.

In tomorrow's world all our food will be freeze-dried, our pizzas an inch-wide, all available online. In tomorrow's world we will live in a beehive, full of beautiful girls and IT guys.

And when we set sail on the monorail back home, we won't be alone. We won't be alone.