ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS (IS TO GET OUT OF THIS LIFT)

WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: TWENTY
Merry Christmas everyone. See you at The Bodrum or in The Cavern? Oh, and since you ask, what I actually want for Christmas is peace on Earth (and a Nintendo Wii)

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All I Want for Christmas is to get out of this lift. Three Wise Men with axes, well they'd be the perfect gift. I've been here since the office party, three days ago or more. That cute girl from accounts is with me. She's passed out on the floor.We drank the wine and ate the pies we'd stolen from the meal, I always thought that she looked tasty, now I'm going to have to find out for real.

My girlfriend's going to kill me when she finds out what I've done. I shouldn't be getting in lifts with pretty girls let alone cooking one. With a lighter that I've stolen, in a bottle of pomagne; why can't they hear us screaming? We've been in here for days.

In the bleak midwinter. Frosty winds made moan. All I want for Christmas is a signal on my phone. To find out if it's snowing outside, if there's dancing in the streets, if the man outside The Coach and Horses is selling Christmas trees.

A voice came on the intercom, and I knew that we'd be saved. It said, "There's no one here to take your call. Don't you know it's the holidays?"

Oh Lord no!