WAGNUM P.I.

WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: EIGHTEEN
Currently at Wolfpack Towers we are ploughing through season two of Magnum on five Norwegian DVDs. Our man's name may have changed to Thomas Magnussum, but the size of his mosutache and hands remain reassuringly massive.

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Hi, I’m here to kick your ass, like a private eye with a big moustache, in a pair of shorts and a red ferarri: Wagnum P.I. here to party. Everybody report to the dancefloor, drinking Bacardi paid for by the council. Jumping about to Dr GreenThumb, it's Wolfpack of One.

All dressed up like an eighties cop, got the girls going mad like a posh French bag shop. Guys staying in on a Friday night, ‘cause they don’t want to miss all the rhymes I write or the tunes that I steal from the TV shows, dropping Mike Post in all the best discos. If you hear the theme from Cheers get your gun, it's Wolfpack of One.

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, well my name is Andrew and I’m new to the rap game. Do you think that you’ll remember me when my name comes up on the quiz machine? Who did Blood River as an MP3, one of 51 singles he released each week?
Was it a) Kenny Loggins, was it b) Big Fun or was it C) that’s me the Wolfpack of One.

Licensed out to Mattel toys who make Wolfpack figures for the girls and boys, when you pull my finger man I make the noise of a thousand MCs being fucking destroyed. I am the one with the eagle eyes, I’ll be worth something in ten years time, ‘cause I’ve got the beats and I’ve got the rhymes and I've got the rights to Wagnum P.I.

I've got all the accessories, the secret base with the big TV, the tiny four-pack, the plastic four track, the girls from work the enemies of the Wolfpack. Standing at the back of the shows you go to, I'm rock hard just like a sudoku. Get ready for the breakdown son. It's the Wolfpack of One.