(YOU ARE) THE PIRATE SHIP

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If you are going to take acid and play sex pirates this weekend please remember that a) it is weird, b) it will end in tears and c) don't touch the floor - the sharks will get you...

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“You are the pirate ship, and this is the crow’s nest where I sit. This is the evil part; this is a sea of sharks.” Well, I was just twenty three and unaccustomed to stormy seas, the only pirates I’d ever seen were cheap Taiwanese DVDs, but when she held out her hand and it looked like a hook I was worried about the drugs she took. “You are the pirate ship, and you are the first mate I have picked to hold me and keep me warm, to navigate through this storm. So don’t be so vane that you change with the weather, I know you’re a boy who should know much better.”

One of these pills that I’ve got in my hand will make you talk like a pirate and walk like a plank. You’ll soon be wearing an eye patch and wondering why it took you so long to find out that you are the pirate ship.”

Because you are the pirate ship, full of treasure and cutlasses, I’m getting ready to come on board. Load the cannon and fetch my sword. Oh, come on and do all the things that you do to me. You are the captain and I am the mutiny.

I’ll bury your love like treasure, baby, come on and find it on my island. I’ve got a special map for pirates, come on and try it, you just might like it. Yeah! You are the pirate ship. Come and enjoy my trip. You are the pirate ship. Yeah!