TAKE THE DAY OFF WORK

WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: THIRTEEN
We should you know, it would be great. All the best parties happen when you know full well that you should be doing something important and somewhere else. What are you up to next Tuesday? Anyway, I sort of envisaged this one as one of those epic every-bloke indie anthems that gets played over the goal-of-the-month montage on Football Focus. Turns out we might have to get someone who can properly play the drums in before we give it to Lawro and Maniche, though, eh?

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I'll get some other guy to stack these shelves, if you let your customers just serve themselves. I'll get my secretary to hold my calls, if you tell your twelve o'clock it's half-past four.

Let's take the day off work and find out what we're worth. Let's tell the girls from marketing that we don't owe them anything. This is just what we deserve.

I'll reconcile my till and shut the shop, if you let your headlines make themselves up. I'll call today a training session; get your kids to teach themselves a lesson.

Let's take the day off work and find out what we're worth. Let's go missing from this meeting and find out if our hearts are beating, we've so much left to learn.

Nobody will miss us for one day, your appraisal won't be amazing anyway. How dare they do these things to us? I'm turning my computer off.