ALL THE BANDS YOU LIKE ARE SHIT (HEAVY METAL ENDING)

WOLFPACK OF ONE SINGLES CLUB: FIFTEEN
Best. Song. Ever.

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All the bands you like are shit. They never even play their hit. Four boring skinny indie kids, one more drink then I’m going home. The songs arte so derivative (they’re rubbish) the words don’t seem to mean a thing. I don’t want to hear the drummer sing or hang out with him after the show. You will never understand, I’m not that bothered about the bands, I’m only here ‘cause there’s free beer and ‘cause you’re beautiful.

I look over my shoulder and one day you’ll be there, like a heavy metal ending: in a cloud of smoke and flares. I’ve been patiently waiting for you to realise that a heavy metal ending’s more than, “thank you and good night.”

All the band you like are shite. I shan’t be buying merchandise. Would it completely kill these guys to try and write a tune? ‘Cause I was planning to kiss this girl I’m with at a high point in the set, now beneath her on the guest list is as close as I will get.

So I look over my shoulder and one day you’ll be there, like a heavy metal ending: in a blaze of lights and hair. We were joking by the cloakroom that I’m the solo to your song, but like a heavy metal ending it’s gone on too long.

If you and I were to die tonight and take our places in the sky, I would meet you at the left of the mixing desk (I’d be wearing white).

I look over my shoulder and one day you’ll be there, like a heavy metal ending: in a cloud of smoke and flares. I’ve been patiently waiting for you to realise that a heavy metal ending’s more than, “thank you and good night.”

Thank you and good night I’ve been the Wolfpack of One, and you’ve been a great audience. It’s brilliant to be back here in the UK. Peace.