U R BETTER THAN TELLY

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It came this morning: 28" of widescreen digital bliss, 900 stations and my bodyweight in boxes. I'd already planned my week: ten films and goals from the Nationwide league. It's you I didn't see.

You're better than telly, even if this is just one evening. The show I'm least expecting, I think it's worth repeating.

Normally when I sit on my sofa, I only lose remote controls. But now I know that you're coming over, I'm setting the video. I'm phoning the Radio Times, in case they didn't know, there's been a change to the scheduled show.

You're better than TV, even if this is just one evening. The show I'm least expecting, I think it's worth repeating. You're better than telly, oh my God! You feel so real, and these things just don't happen to me. These signals I'm receiving.

My telly looked unbeatable, but your set is so much better. I'm feeling unrepeatable, I hope I get a good reception.