THE 15 GREATEST THINGS WE EVER FOUND IN THE WOODS

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Me and another boy and somebody's brother (he was two years older and he cooked his own food). He found it funny that we always started running when he told us all the things we might find in the woods.

We found: One: a severed hand. Two: a porno mag. Three: some space for the aliens to land. Four: soggy cigarettes. Five: broken BMX. Six: Someone's sister to make me a man.

When we look back on this, we'll be adventurists, taking our place with the bears and the snakes. Flying like Luke and Han out past Alderaan, desperately looking for somewhere to land.

Well we played Pyromania and he tried to explain that some people like to live their lives a different way. He crafted a pentagram out of some cider cans, we chanted a mantra and tried not to look scared.

We found: Seven: a dirty word. Eight: a dead bird. Nine: unshot clays from the rifle range. Ten: a scary tree: Eleven: a part of me that always starts running when it gets afraid. Twelve: little evil imps (kick one and they all limp). Thirteen: a big friendly dinosaur. Fourteen: a gypsy curse. Fifteen: some pretty girls (well isn't that what we came into the woods for?)

When we look back on this, we'll be adventurists, taking our place with the bears and the snakes. Flying like Luke and Han out past Alderaan, desperately looking for somewhere to land.